Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Beware The Black Alley Cats



If you use 70’s sleaze cinema as a barometer of that time, it seems like the 70s were a rather rape-y time. From mainstream films like “Death Wish” to cheesy flicks like Al Adamson’s “Jessi’s Girls”, a viewer was treated to rape as if it was a part of life. Well, sadly, yeah, I guess it is. Still, it just seems like any sort of action movie had a rape scene during those years.
“The Black Alley Cats” (1973) just does away with any real pretense and jumps to the raping in the first scene as our four heroines are chased by 5 scuzzy dudes, pulled into what looks like a storage unit, and each girl is attacked and roughed up. The guys leave as one guy shouts, “You know you girls loved it!” or something to that effect. Classy.
From there, the only logical reaction is to get matching satin jackets, dress up in hose, and lead a war against bad folks. And that is what our plucky characters do. They knock out the guys who raped them and steal all of their clothing. Then you never hear more about them. Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say.
Oh, but then we find out that one of the girls is hired to babysit for a rich doctor and his trophy wife. You’d think the viewer and the characters would be safe in suburbia. Nope. The couple drugs the girl and they both have their way with her as well as take photos for both their personal collection and for blackmail.
Suddenly, the girl is ashamed to tell the other girls what happened. Really? You were gang raped with these women. You’ve been committing felonies with these same women. Yet, you can’t say, “This honky mutha and his chick drugged me and used me like nobody’s business. Let’s get him!” Nope, so we get another 10 minutes tacked on while the story decides to let the girls go after the rapist doctor, but only does so AFTER he rapes another girl in the group he was supposed to be patching up after she was shot.
Ultimately, the girls dose the couple with their own sex drug, leave stolen jewelry behind, and call the cops so the two are busted.
Yes, I just ruined the end of the film for you. Two reasons why. First, a lot of people consider this to be a lost film unless you find a copy of the rip from a Something Weird VHS screener tape. The fact they made that video indicates there should be an actual copy of the film somewhere, but no one has come forward with it. I mean, Something Weird still has it available as a download. Still, you really have to work at it to find this, unless you search Youtube. Second, this kind of movie isn’t one you watch for the suspenseful story; its softcore nonsense aimed at mostly men with a dose of social justice to justify the obvious misogyny. If you want to see this movie, you know what you want to see, and it ain’t a meaningful tale of female empowerment.
Let’s be honest; the film sucks. Really. Bad acting. Crap lighting. Over-the-top fake sex. Confused story. Characters who do not act like real people. Still, even for being rather distasteful in its subject matter, the film manages to move at a reasonable pace, and, casual raping aside, it is a serviceable exploitation film.
If you are easily triggered, you might want to just avoid this movie.